That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.

Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!

Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**

michael raccson by Raccald trump May 29, 2019

Michael Coutts

Someone who loves a good photo and durry

You guys see Michael Coutts last night couldn’t keep him away from the camera or the durrys cunts a fiend

Michael Coutts by Browny342 June 23, 2019

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Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.

Michael Branham is the only man I want.

Michael Branham by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019

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