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hoes mad

they just are
when a girl looks at ur dick just say hoes mad
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
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Kane Madness

No Soldiers actually got Anthrax. But they did suffer from, debilitating stomach cramps, severe diarrhea, memory loss, partial facial~paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. The soldiers nicknamed this the "KANE MADNESS"
Soldiers given an Experimental Anthrax Vaccine suffered an illness called Kane Madness.
by Sole Survivor October 25, 2022
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Mad Geeked

2 meanings:
1: Incredibly Excited
2. Incredibly High
Person 1: Im mad geeked man
Person 2: Im so fucking mad geeked man
by anonymous January 14, 2025
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mad today, glad tomorrow

Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020
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Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.
Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness
by Gash187 December 7, 2015
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Mad Hatter

A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.
"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian
by wolfburp November 15, 2016
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Mad Funny

When something is devious and/or offensive and is extremely hilarious
by UrAverageHamSammy June 3, 2024
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