popular monster

It obliterates you, disintegrates you, annihilates you when you are about to break down. Often replaced by "Jugular Hamster" , "Binocular Master" , Tubular Pornstar" and so on.

Stranger: Are you a Popular, Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer.

by zsirsiraly October 1, 2020

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

Swamp Monster

Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.

MItch McConnell is a swamp monster

by The4horseman December 23, 2020

Green Monster

2mg extended Relief Xanax Bar. Also called Hulk, gets its name from its green color and high dosage. 2mg is the highest dosage of Xanax. The print for green monsters is S 90 3, it this isnt imprinted on the bar dont take it. There is alternatively a white variation which is not extended relief.

"Mannnn those green monsters hit me hard, I popped like 6 of em and was foggy for a good minute."

by OXCosmix January 1, 2021

Fett monster

A fetty has destroyed all of her teeth and she proud to hold the crown

Fett monster :A person who is so smoked off fetaynal she ot5r he has morphed so ugly it is descusting were you want to throw up I. Ur mouth from the stench or oder left by them

by ChounceD January 12, 2021

Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021

Hubble Monster

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.

Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”

by Jaccauley 1 February 21, 2021