Free Verse

A poem but without the best part of a poem; rhymes. A free verse poem is like a chocolate chip cookie just without the chocolate chip. No one likes them, i hate them.

Guy: Man this poem is SHIT!
Dude: Dude, dont insult poems someone wrote them with their heart.
Guy: its free verse.
Dude: Nevermind that shit is ass.

by Charlie Kirky December 19, 2025

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Fist-free February

A recovery period where gay men who enjoy being fisted take a month off to heal. This period of time is needed to recover from damage that has accumulated over the prior year, including to organs, membranes, sphincters, and other tissue.

Bob didn't know if he would make it to Fist-free February because by New Year's Day his rectal prolapse already protruded almost 6 inches from his anus and required frequent moisturizing spray. He was also in a lot of pain from bruising to his liver, kidneys and colon. Fist-free February couldn't come soon enough.

by Velvet Tongue January 6, 2026

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Free ballin’

Free ballin is when you go out with no underwear just shirt and pants.no underwear at all and you just go out to places or be at home like that

“He/she was free ballin’ in the gym!”

by Starlight_Angels January 19, 2025

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Gluten Free Lee

A man who refuses to consume foods that contain gluten without confirmed scientific evidence as to the benefits of this eating habit.

Ah he's such a Gluten Free Lee, he won't even eat a chip.

by RW10 January 23, 2025

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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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