Dry hand job

It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.

I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.

by BlackoutSession July 12, 2009

right hand man

The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.

My right hand man will come for you in the night.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

full shit hands

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.

He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.

by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008

Shit Hand Andy

A term used to describe someone who is being or doing something retarded.

Originated from when 'Andy' was written on the outside wall of a special school in what appeared to be feces.

Omg, stop being such a shit hand andy.

What a shit hand andy thing to do.

by xMousey March 9, 2008

Right Hand Syndrome

a terrible disease that mainly affects lonely men with too much free time. Signs of RHS are: lack of girlfriend, increased lung capacity, and engorged biceps of the right arm. Not to be confused with LHS (Left Hand Syndrome)

Ronnie: h-hi.. my name is Ronnie and I suffer from Right Hand Syndrome

Support Group Leader: admitting it is the first step in recovery Ronnie

by whysguy April 12, 2010

Man-To-Hand Combat

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010

Second Hand Breath

The odor of cigarette smoke that lingers off an excessive smoker and is so over powering it can cause lung cancer.

I couldn't focus anything Pam was saying to me cause i thought i was gonna die from her Second Hand Breath;

by TheCoyle September 24, 2010