Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off

Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!

by NotTesla May 24, 2022

flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

low flying military aircraft

When you swoop in dive tackle yo mate to the ground with the precision of a mk2 fighter jet

Jimbo: Oi daniel lmfao my bae just got floored by a low flying military aircraft
Daniel : Yes g

by j.hamós May 21, 2018

Fly

Being Fly.
Looking good / Hansom.
A slang usually used by women to discrepe a true gentleman.

My friend, you look so fly in that suit.

by Missingno29 August 15, 2021

Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!

Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.

by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022

Fly and die

In rowing, the (usually novice) mistakes of starting a piece far harder/faster than you can sustain, resulting in a catastrophic 'blow up', and finishing at a snail's pace.

Have you seen Ben's core erg?! Talk about fly and die!

by elflover99 September 12, 2024