Maddison beer 

Lengest girl who ever existed on this world

Dude she’s so pretty

Yh but she’s no Maddison beer

Maddison beer by Simmmmppp July 30, 2021

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

Head Beer by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

Head Beer by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

12 Beer Baker by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

Root beer throat by N4styn8 August 19, 2021

Poolard beer 

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.

My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer

Poolard beer by Jake larda September 13, 2021

Window Beer 

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

Window Beer by Hairdoo November 10, 2021