Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

HAPPY

THE STATE OF BEING JOYFUL AND IN GOOD SPIRITS

TODAY I WAS HAPPY BECAUSE JAY TEXTED ME!

by vvsthebaddest January 24, 2020

happiness

kanao ; ds kanao!

kanao is my happiness!

by taebokki May 18, 2020

happy gang

A group of people much similar to a gang, but instead of doing things considered "bad" they do things considered good.

Ryan joined the local churches happy gang.
The happy gang planted trees last Sunday.

by Tom Brady has a small PP February 1, 2017

Happy

The opposite of sad.

I'm so happy Halloween is almost here!

by I'm definitely not a hacker December 3, 2018

Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017