Urban Block

When you can't think of a good funny definition to put on urban dictionary or are too lazy

guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block

by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016

Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws

"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"

by Skisonice September 30, 2022

Peacock Block

When you are trying to watch an English Premier League game in the US and realize you can only watch it on the Peacock app.

I flipping channels trying to find Liverpool-Arsenal but realized I got Peacock Blocked again.

by AgeuroFTW January 22, 2021

Sock block

Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status

She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!

by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022

block thrower

...a co-worker or peer who is so lacking in talent or skill that the only abillity this person has is to impede the progress of anyone else showing talent, skill or motivation.
Term is from behavior recognized in young siblings who throw blocks in front of younger siblings to impede them from learning to walk

Joe is so lazy and worthless...he is a block thrower...all he has done all week is get in my way!

by blockthrower September 21, 2010

block box

Block box is refered to as a nighoborhood stash spot for drugs ,guns or money

Yo shawn, where's my bunner @ ? "Teebo says" It's on 4th in the block box.

by Jaydee bruhh December 6, 2017