ate air

didn't achieve anything👎👎

person 1: that actress ate!
person 2: she ate air, she can't act at all

by binjinmarried January 31, 2022

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

Air-raid

Someone who bullshits a lot

Rob: I hooked up with the hottest chick last night
Me: What an air-raid

by Tucc_i February 8, 2020

The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Air

Your dad

Your dad turned into Air

by Yetiboi06 December 16, 2021

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Air Bum'ing

The act of bum'ing someone with out them knowing and without contact

I air bum'ed my boss today Air Bum'ing

by pjmuvaDJ December 16, 2009