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Nick

Haha, you were expecting some definition of the name Nick which you were hoping would stroke your ego like one would calmly stroke the fur of a cat; I'm sorry to say, but as a Nick myself I have to end this endless cycle of ego boosting.

If your name is Nick, you are sadly doomed to a pathetic life with no meaning whatsoever. Mistakes will always be made, and it gets so bad that everyone including yourself will laugh at you. Have fun being lonely fellow Nick.
Person: Man, you're such a Nick.
Nick: oof
by Shenaniganguy October 25, 2018
mugGet the Nickmug.

nick

nick is one cool motherf-cker and he has big feet. he likes to wear a toronto raptors beanie and has long blonde hair. he is dating autumn and is friends with gaydan gill. he doesnt know how to whistle and he likes to wear watches. he doesnt play any sports but he is funny and will rape your kids when he gets the chance. overall gordon ramsay would approve.
Me: Nick your shoes untied
Nick: -he looks-
Me: Just kidding you fag
by iggerniggernigger January 22, 2020
mugGet the nickmug.

Nick

Nick is a person insert gender here who is dating SHREK. They have SUS photos and is the only one who belongs with SHREK
Person: OMG HERE COMES THE SHREK LOVER- Nick WE MUST ADORe them
Ian: YES OFC

ME:bruh
by Jsjdnenennen November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nickmug.

Nick Haggar

Loudest thing on earth. Never quiet. Needs to be put the bed. Sleeps best with Oliver Davey and Matt Cardano by his side. Doesn't clean dishes.
My Nick Haggar has been acting up lately.
by ac54321 February 11, 2022
mugGet the Nick Haggarmug.

Nick gugs

Sperm donor that is insecure and likes men. Secretly jerks off to games charles
by crapconnor67 June 24, 2020
mugGet the Nick gugsmug.

Nick

Nick Hernandez
LB💞
Nick
by anonymous May 22, 2021
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