Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018

Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 3, 2023

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

Max

Max a Spacky,idiot,annoying,completley unfunny guy but hes CUTE 😚😚😚😚😚

Person 1:Whos that bigheaded guy
Person 2:MAX

by BiGmAxLoVeR69 October 23, 2020

max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life

Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!

by spring.li6 November 23, 2023

Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed

Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max

by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023