fucker duck

It's a Kevin or Kevin like asshat who aggrevates an Angel in an often sexual manner if she is lucky but mainly just to piss her off!

Kevin is the ultimate fucker duck

by Fucker duck hater June 26, 2019

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 19, 2017

The duck’s nuts

Similar to “the bee’s knees”. Australian/New Zealand slang meaning “the height of excellence”.

Damn bro, how was John’s mum’s pussy? I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Yeah mate, it’s the duck’s nuts!

by Rrrrrrich September 20, 2018

super limping duck

AN AMZING CARTOON CHARACTER ME AND MY FRIENDS MADE. ITS SUPER AND ITS LIMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH ONE FAT LEG. AND IT POPS WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL HIM AND IT EXPLODES THE PLANET AND DOSEN'T DIEE!!!!!!

super limping duck IS AMAZING!!!!

by har har 123456789 May 27, 2025

Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.

I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.

by Tasteless_Humor September 25, 2015

Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...

Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

good day to be a duck

Its raining outside “good day to be a duck”

P1- “what’s the weather like outside”

P2 - “good day to be a duck it’s as wet as fuck”

by Ansega64 November 22, 2021