March 7

March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.

Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*

Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh

by Slap ur gfs ass day! March 6, 2022

mad march

Mad March the the month were you can be mad at anyone! But just know that at the end of the month you cant be mad at them anymore. If you were mad at a friend give them a hug If you were mad at an ex give em a High-5 And if you were mad at your significant other give them a nice little kiss

Ya know?, im really looking forward to Mad March because I can be mad at anyone.

by Bembeneck February 23, 2020

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

March 3rd

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

by March 3rd March 2, 2023

March 26th

on march 26th it is @atsushinakapeema on tiktoks birthday! everyone make sure to wish him a happy birthday then.

oh wow, it’s march 26th? that means it’s atsushinakapeemas birthday!! i’m gonna go wish them a happy birthday!

by ewmmaa March 24, 2021

march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

March 6th

National Edge Your Straight Friend With A Girlfriend Day

You: Yo bro, you know what day it is?
veiny ahh dih friend: yeah homeboy its March 6th😈😈

by SkibidiGooner62 March 1, 2025