Chris

He has a really big dick and is really cute, if he is your boyfriend you age very lucky. You dont treat him wrong. He is really good in bed as well

Chris is sexy

by Wayn ker December 4, 2021

Pull a Chris

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.

Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.

by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023

Chris

An absolute hottie, that I’ve been in love with for ages.

Girl 1 “Wow he’s really cute…like REALLY CUTE!!!!!”
Girl 2 “Yeah I know right, he’s a total Chris.”

by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022

Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.

girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice

by bigblakballs July 2, 2021

lil Chris

Wanna be black rapper thinks he’s a good rapper ( but he’s not)

Lil Chris is so good

No he’s not

by 0693 November 27, 2018

Chris

Gonna date roxy some day amiright. up top!

hey when is chris gonna date roxy? its been 20 years

by Spicz June 11, 2019

ball-less chris

a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller

person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy

person 3: ong

by synonym!? March 14, 2022