One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.
Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about
by JimmyLikesBones October 01, 2021
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Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.
This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!
by HyperDunks November 18, 2010
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Car Two Pearl Blue

Pearl Blue is the color placed onto VanSickle's property especially car two it was created by house of color with a heavy pearl.

Van Hinkle will continually say these magic words if cued.
by 300Mag83 April 01, 2018
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Two girls one cup

you really don't wanna know

PLEASE.DON'T.LOOK.IT.UP
"Hey do you maybe wanna watch two girls one cup" SAY NO
by therealrosalie November 25, 2021
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thumb-under, two-seamer

When you jam your thumb up a ladies poop hole then split her vaginal lips with your index and middle fingers and throw her to the bed.
Okay Rocco after take her ass to pound town get, her in a thumb-under, two-seamer and toss her to the bed.
by Okay Rocco January 09, 2014
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Two omars facing eachother

Two omars facing eachother basicly means two retards facing eachother.

It happens When omar look into a mirror to see what color it is💀then he Discovers another person (himself)

Then he tries to talk with him which resolve to an endless stupid line of thoughts

In five words it means

Source of infinite amount stupidity
Something in the bathroom : Maaehhh
Ismail: is that a goat???
Simon: might be ??
Morgan Freeman: no..In fact what is occurring in the bathroom is the rare Occasion of Two omars facing eachother
by Lucky licks kicks April 01, 2022
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Seventy-two ton nuclear

"Get a Seventy-two ton nuclear mug for your buddy Abdul"
by ImDaBest(IThink) April 02, 2021
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