Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.

Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.

by Creatively Retarded May 22, 2020

Fat Retard Pedofile

Canadian Suspicious plant

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy

by dookiebear January 24, 2025

Psychologically retarded

Cameron r davis

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded

by Badgirl24 December 09, 2023

Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by June 07, 2022

retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 08, 2016

selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 05, 2021

Patronising retard

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way

man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,

by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020