Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

Dmooth Brain

People who are too dumb to learn to spell smooth

Your sucha dmooth Brain

by YourAverageWhale October 1, 2020

Freeze Brain

A blowjob receive by someone immediately after they spit out mint gum. This give you a cold sensation as your gone down on.

I hate bad breathe but damn I had some brutal Freeze Brain last night

by Single.mom.nearby October 6, 2020

Landen brain

Like a boltzmann brain. But it knows it's in a chaotic void with no laws of physics so it can control the void with its mind.

A landen brain created a hamburger

by anonymous October 7, 2020

landen brain

Similar to a boltzmann brain, it is created in random chaos. But it is aware of that and since it's in a void with no laws it can create anything

That landen brain created a cheese burger

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Prickle Brain

A coworker who gets a hedgehog, and then from then on you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve hedgehogs. Bonus for the hedgehog photos pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said hedgehog.

Oh my god, I just just got back from the hedgie breeder, look at these pictures!

/She has Prickle Brain

by AutumnBomb October 9, 2020