March 25th

March 25th is National Swap Cookie Run: Kingdom accounts with your friends.

person 1: yo dude did you know today was march 25th?
person 2: yeah! let’s switch our cookie run accounts!

by ohbygolly March 25, 2025

March 3rd

National eat a bee day! In some cultures, people eat a bee with their meal today. Usually their meal is poultry, but it differs based on region. This tradition brings good luck and is believed to stop bad things from happening, like your car blowing up.

“Makayla, it’s march 3rd! “

“Isn’t that national eat a bee day?”

by Drewsletter March 3, 2025

March 1st

National "Get Fucked Karen" day

She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.

by Thatguy169 April 21, 2022

March 19

March 19 is the day one of the prettiest, sweetest, and silliest girl ever was born. March 19 should be celebrated as a holiday, not just by her because of how amazing she is,

me: when’s your birthday?

her: march 19
me: that explains why you’re such a lovely person

by meiiowza December 5, 2023

Marching Band Show Reveal Day

The day that all people (in marching band) look forward to at the beginning of a new season, where the music and movements you will be working on repeatedly for the next few months are revealed.

Guy 1: Man, tomorrow is the marching band show reveal day, aren't you excited?

Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.

by The Marching Griffin March 12, 2024

BHS Marching Band

A Decent sum of Birdville Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parking lot getting yelled at.

You know the BHS Marching band. They are so cool!

by Chad_Broskii June 22, 2025

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know

me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020