I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

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My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

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Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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Just like a pimple on the left

Insult meaning you’re a small, irritating, pus-filled nothingburger in the grand scheme, like an unwanted zit nobody asked for.

Coined from the viral “you’re not that guy pal” grocery store clip.

Used to demean someone as irrelevant and gross.

“You little pimple on the left—pop off somewhere else.”
“This dude acting tough? Nah, just like a pimple on the left—squeeze it and move on.”

by BigKaleeee February 4, 2026

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