The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.
by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021
Get the Jake Jonesmug. by D_strikes September 25, 2017
Get the Wakey Wakey hands off Jakemug. A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her
by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020
Get the Jake Wallacemug. 
I don't even know where to start. Jake is a kind and loving friend/partner. He is usually shy but always loves to impress people. He has many friends and dark brown eyes, he is usually tall and handsome and very smart. If you have him as a friend or boyfriend you are very lucky!
by Shreckgurl169 November 11, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by Child consumer March 9, 2021
Get the Jakemug.