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josh

most of timr they vape they are from the hood and they have guns and kids
by godgunner88 May 12, 2020
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Josh

A small idiot with no common sense. He is really small, and nobody takes him seriously. This is disappointing, because he tries to spend as much time with the hard boys as possible and roast people, but because nobody takes him seriously, because he’s small.
Calum: oh whos the small idiot trying to be hard?
Zack: oh that? Josh.
by Delinquent45 July 4, 2018
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Josh Li

He`s a scrub and has a 1 inch thingy. He has glasses and he is basically a slave for his parents. He is forced to do a crap top....oops i mean a shit ton wait.........i mean a fuck ton of homework. But he`s a pretty nice guy but only some times. Other times he`s a 100% scrub.
That guy is such a Josh Li
by MyNameIsBobaloba March 3, 2017
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Josh

a very ugly piece of trash who gets salty over anything. loses his temper on the daily and it doesn’t take much to trigger him.
omg is that Josh
yea but stay away, hes known to rage
by factspitter819 March 19, 2019
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Josh

The cutest and nicest boy in the world! If Josh is your boyfriend, then you are luckier than words can express. He is extremely handsome, and has a smile that will leave you standing there dumbfounded. He is nice to everyone, including his enemy's (not that he has a lot of those). He is extremely loyal to his friends, as well as his family. He is perfect beyond words, and any girl would be lucky to be his. He tells his girlfriend how much he loves her and makes sure she gets all the attention that she wants. He is honestly the best boyfriend in the world. Everybody loves Josh.
Wow Josh is perfect in every way!
by Thegirlnextdoortou December 20, 2018
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Josh

Man with a brain the size of his dick, almost non-existent.
“I’m know a Josh”

“Then i guess you’re lucky you’ll never have to worry about him being any competition.”
by @ssfvck October 17, 2021
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