Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

Canned Labour

dam that nigga a freeuse picker

White Guy: Damn bro, only 5 dollars? For some Canned Labour? What a steal!

by Mechinia June 7, 2022

tennessee can slam

when you fart in a can and try to drink it.

"Hi, my name is Charborg and I enjoy a good old Tennessee can slam with my bud Wobo."

by Tortilla Gorilla quesadilla June 7, 2022

Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

Can opener

A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)

I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.

by DirtyD@wg June 14, 2022

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.

“I can buy you once but I can sell you twice”

by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022