I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

I'M ONE

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How old are you? I'M ONE

by IMONE124115512251512125152 December 27, 2023

I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma on the wall

Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power

Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket.

I-I-I'm runnin' lookin' for a come up. (I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags)

by THRFT SHP May 5, 2023

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

I'm the Tag

Studying abroad, what you should be doing right now

I'm the tag and so excited to study abroad with CIEE

by CIEEKT September 14, 2023

i'm back

i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)

"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"

by unfunny minecraft player October 29, 2021