I wanna dye my hair pink

Code speak for “I want to have sex with you right now”

Girl: “”I wanna dye my hair pink””

Guy: same.

* sex initiates*

by 2Hawt2Handol August 21, 2021

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

by Spike May 9, 2003

No Stress in my hair, all streak now

This sentence is from a track called 'Tough Ice 3' from the uprising music artist called 'RavenHalf'

This sentence is a slang for being alright and not stressed.

Laurel: Yo what's up my friend?
Hardy: Doing my chores!
Laurel: Alright, so how are you doin' ?
Hardy: No stress in my hair, all streak now.
Laurel: Same

by Ace Combat Fam June 3, 2022

Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair

Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes

when a lithuanian skinny white boy gets summoned to clean up the dishes while carrying his goofy ahh long hair on his goofy ahh head and goofy ahh walking to do the chores while simultaneously sofos flames him while he is gone cause he is too scared to comfront this goofy ahh lithuanian dude

bro i had to some chores and sofos called me long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes now i want kms and commite massive genocie to the island of peru

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 22, 2022

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

crying throwing up ripping my hair out

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.

Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex

by simp for killua October 15, 2021