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I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating
Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
by Babyoppie April 3, 2019
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Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019
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got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.
random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
by Tyym October 25, 2022
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got my stuff

by Jes12 September 1, 2017
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imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
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got me bit

You think I’m gonna clean your dishes? You got me bit!
by Juju412 February 3, 2020
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hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023
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