David

David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.

Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!

by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021

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The David Lyons Complex

The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.

"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."

by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021

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David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.

Oh I heard David loves anal.

by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021

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David

A kid no one likes

Person 1 I'm hanging out with David

Person 2 Fuck you faggot

by Goodgiy4321 April 19, 2021

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Davide

1. A sexy Italian boy
2. Really good with words. Shy, but has a provocative smile and sexy hands.
3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.

Girl: that's Davide! I wonder if he's single.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.

by Saammsnoww April 26, 2021

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