A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.
Jake Paul Blows Balls
by Jake pauls cousin July 7, 2021
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A person people would probably be better off without.
Keeps a smile on his face even though when he’s behind closed doors he just imagines what life would be like if he could do better, or wasn’t there at all.
Gavin-Paul needs help
But everyone finds more fun in the methodical corrosion of his self esteem.
“Is that kid reqlly happy
Probably not, it’s Gavin-Paul”
by TurdBurgler117 November 22, 2021
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Act or acts of people puking on demand for pleasure or empty oneself of drugs to ingest drugs again.
Hey where did you go?
"O ya i was Paul Puking. Its something i fuck with hard now. Mi butt buddy Rodney got me into it."
by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020
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He is the fakest person you will meet. his smile and pig nostrils will make you vomit. He will hurt eveyone and you because he is violent. He'll try bash your bestfriend and flirt with everyone, even boys. He thinks he is smart but he is actully really dumb. He lies a lot and try's to show off but it files because eveyone knows he is liar, that's why he doesn't have many friends and he makes friends with old kids. He is one of those people that you need to ditch before your life is ruined.
I met paul (pj) haley in school and he messed up my life.
by pls let me kill him ehehe sksk November 12, 2020
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A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.

Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.

Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands

“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands
by PaigeKittyMemes February 16, 2022
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