A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 24, 2025
The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
by TheHotKayaker August 30, 2020
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013
by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
"Weird Al" Yankovic's 12th studio album, released 2006. Features iconic songs such as White & Nerdy, Virus Alert, and Don't Download This Song. Title of the album is a parody of Straight Outta Compton..
"Straight Outta Lynwood is "Weird Al Yankovic's 12th album."
by 44Nifty June 09, 2023