Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020

Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...

John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."

by King Of Poop November 9, 2011

ghetto wet wipe

When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.

Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020

Wet rag at a waterfall

Completely pointless

Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014

sticky wet cadet

A Human Being Who is Sticky Wet,
or just a beginner

CCC 1: "why did I climb trees all day, and listen to dark music for that many hours?"
CCC 2: "Your a sticky wet cadet son."

by JTO Man October 28, 2007

ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.

I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.

by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015

Wet Bag of Shit

A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....

Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...

Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....

Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!

by Andy / Jack February 7, 2021