slut slider

Slut slider is a sliding glass door that is used to sneak people in and out of a bedroom before/after sexual intercourse.

While his friends were watching a movie in the living room Rob used the slut slider in his room to nail tracy

by dru-bear November 24, 2017

sweaty soldier

When you do the sex via armpit.

Yeah that’s right, Cletus and Dan engaged in a sweaty soldier. There was clam juice everywhere.

by Gina returns January 1, 2018

Ultra solid

A solid with atoms so dense and compact that basic physics shows that it cannot be condensed further. However the existance of this is questionable as every bit of matter we have ever discovered can be condensed. (Which includes stars, black holes, etc.) Having so much density means that it would also weigh an incredible ammount and be so hot that not matter what it is, it would evaporate and destroy everything within a huge radius almost instantly. It can also be used to over-exaggerate something.

''That crane is so heavy it's like an ultra solid.'' (Simile)
''Imagine if we somehow managed to create and safely contain an ultra solid'.'

by Screek geek May 2, 2018

cockmeat slider

A typical cockmeat sandwich but In slider form. For when you need your cockmeat sandwich on the go and don’t have the hand capacity or time for an old fashioned cockmeat hoagie. People usually consume more than one during a sitting.

Glen: “oh darn my train to Baltimore leaves in 5 minutes, I’m so hungry”
Keith: “you should of gotten a cockmeat slider like me, they’re perfect for on the go trips”!

by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018

Oregon Slider

When one shits in a hot dog and the man ejaculates on top of the hot dog, then puts his penis in the middle of the shitty hot dog while the girl eats it.

Bro, Jim gave Kary a Oregon Slider last night, I heard it got messy when it was done.

by WEABO 3000 February 17, 2018

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi May 17, 2018