A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.
by Lindydanny March 16, 2019

to wanna fuck a angry bird
guy#1:yeah i love angry birds i think i’m angry bird sexual
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
by Ima dumbass December 25, 2021

by __AON__ April 20, 2018

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual will have sex with someone, regardless of whether or not they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married
Dan wants to hookup Penelope, regardless of whether she wants to have sex before marriage or wait until they get married. He has a chastity irrelevant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 October 14, 2021

A Hitman who fucks a hole in the targets skull and then shoots a bullet through it. (the bullets kinda useless)
by kkkillMySelf August 30, 2017

Someone who is sexually attracted to Lexi Rivera or Lexi Hensler and only either one of Lexi Rivera or Lexi Hensler
Person A: I'm Lexi-sexual
Person B: what does that mean
Person A: it means I'm only attracted to either Lexi Rivera or Lexi Hensler
Person B: what does that mean
Person A: it means I'm only attracted to either Lexi Rivera or Lexi Hensler
by Werewolf2000 January 5, 2024

by Geniusyxxngi May 17, 2017
