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darrius dacquel
darrius dacquel is straight
by sadasdqwef April 13, 2019
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
by EreaSariae November 19, 2017
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quirky straight

People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.
"Janine's son is such a quirky straight."
by peepahog June 9, 2022
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straight boogie

dude, that trick was straight boogie
by trueman May 13, 2007
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Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.
kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know
by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021
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straight nandermo

it's just nandermo
straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."
by lesbianvampires May 31, 2022
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