potato

my friends

''IM A POTATO"

by cornyco February 8, 2018

potato

This is a definition about a very good looking person with long hair and blue eyes.

''Ooo wow,look at him.''
''Omg he is such a pretty potato.''
''Yesss he is.''

by paginka January 8, 2021

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Potatoing out

When one is in a state of consciousness or mind in which is comparable to a potato

Do you see that man over there?
The one drooling on himself?
Yes, hes completely potatoing out.

by ThePotatoeMaster May 24, 2015

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

Smoking a potato

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019