by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018
Get the your mothers a hatchmug. A term originating from the queer ballroom scene in reference to a house mother, who would provide support for their "children" and often hold legendary status. The term has now been misappropriated and is used to refer to any female celebrity who serves a crumb of cunt.
by cuntwaffle212 August 17, 2023
Get the Mothermug. A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.
A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.
She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.
It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.
She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.
She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.
A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.
A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.
She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.
It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.
She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.
She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.
A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.
A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
by ForestFairy March 19, 2022
Get the Mother In Lawmug. person 1: Hey Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, Whats up?
Person 2: ur mother
person A: Hey Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, im so tired what bout u?
person B: Ur mothers tired
Person 2: ur mother
person A: Hey Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, im so tired what bout u?
person B: Ur mothers tired
by Ur mom lollllllllllllllllll1 November 16, 2022
Get the Ur mothermug. Used as a greeting to a long lost friend after a long time - "mother - fucker" has nothing to do with sex with a mother.
Used as an exclamation: "hey!! I just won 14 million on the lottery!...". Reply: motherrr-fuckerr! or, you murrrer! (for short)
Also, say it with expression mother fucker! Or as a prelude to entering conflict with an enemy: "Come here mother fucker!!" That sort of thing. "He skidded on some diesel and hit the tree but he's alright": reply exclamation: "mother-fucker!"
Used as an exclamation: "hey!! I just won 14 million on the lottery!...". Reply: motherrr-fuckerr! or, you murrrer! (for short)
Also, say it with expression mother fucker! Or as a prelude to entering conflict with an enemy: "Come here mother fucker!!" That sort of thing. "He skidded on some diesel and hit the tree but he's alright": reply exclamation: "mother-fucker!"
by A320 April 7, 2022
Get the Mother-fucker!mug. by thoreauvian November 20, 2022
Get the mothermug. Person: “Do you know/like Lana Del Rey?”
Queer: “Girl of course i do, that’s mother..”
or you can use it in many other ways such as
“That’s literally mother”
“She’s so mother”
“MOTHERRR”
“Mother is mothering”
“Mother as fuck”
“She mothered”
“Mother came to mother”
“Motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale”
Queer: “Girl of course i do, that’s mother..”
or you can use it in many other ways such as
“That’s literally mother”
“She’s so mother”
“MOTHERRR”
“Mother is mothering”
“Mother as fuck”
“She mothered”
“Mother came to mother”
“Motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale”
by eix May 17, 2023
Get the That’s Mothermug.