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Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster
Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster
by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020
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sewer monster

A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet
"Dude ..Brad smells like shit."
"I know, he just got done giving Angela a Sewer monster"
"Gross"
by AnOcelot July 28, 2020
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Sea monster

Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,
“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?
by TheRealPokerPig August 4, 2020
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pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
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the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.
by JJs19 September 21, 2020
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Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon
by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020
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Cookie Monster

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies
by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020
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