Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023

Full Woke

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.

"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.

by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021

Full Colon

Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.

These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?

Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.

by anonymous December 2, 2021

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

Full like a howitzer

As early as the 18th century, a drunkard was "as full as a cannon" or even a howitzer, alluding to the enormous mass of explosive charge contained in such a gun. It was only in the course of the 19th century that the howitzer was added as a reinforcement of this idiom.

Look at her, she is full like a howitzer...

by screampie July 17, 2022

Full Circle

The action of swallowing food on the toliet while pooping simultaneously.

“Bro I went full circle yesterday it was insane.”

“Whatca up to man.”
“I’m about to full circle but I’ll text you later.”

by Duncney July 18, 2022

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.

Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022