Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

free vaping

when you freely vape in an area.

She's free vaping!
Mom's gone, time to free vape

by emmaegg March 9, 2022

Free Willy

When you jerk off all over the place.

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "

by Bad Man B February 2, 2021

u/free-relationship-22

touches himself to his minecraft/terraria builds

Big up u/free-relationship-22

by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025

Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.

“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”

by Akazit June 3, 2024

Free time

Taking a break from all things study or work related to have a nice time by hanging out with an awesome belgian guy in Delft

Why don't you come over in your free time

by DaRealTuknev May 7, 2019