Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

David Robertson

A strange creature that is know to prey on special need children

"Hey did you see David Robertson overthere"
"Yeah I think he's targeting some kids"

by Nick371 August 30, 2022

David Jules

David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.

David Jules? Your middle name is Jules?

by Belea November 22, 2021

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo and and does dumb voices, he’s such a David.

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David Jo

David jo is the coolest Asian you will ever meet. He has sexy curly hair and pulls hella bitches and does dumb/funny shit with his best friend Talon

David fucking Jo, It’s David Jo

by Numnut84 December 9, 2019

David Silverstoning

Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”

Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?

by Buttcracc July 20, 2020

David Schneider

A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.

Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.

by BitchyVibess December 1, 2019