DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.
Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!
by nethiq February 06, 2019
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David is let’s just say he is special I mean he thinks with his dick not his head and don’t get me started on his dick when he gets a girl if that’s possible they always think he is transgender because his dick is so small.I will say David is good at golf only because he is good at hitting balls. He is a very gay guy and he just wants to get fucked by men. But he is also and okay guy
David is used in a sentence is when your talking about a dumbass
by Mr truth teller 69 May 20, 2022
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person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david
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David - Meaning a giant piece of shit, a pussy, and a douchecake. Truly one of the worst people you will ever meet.
"Hey, have you heard of that guy named David?"

"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."
by David Hater 69 May 05, 2023
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The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.
by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023
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This man has the largest cock in the world

they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like
Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me
by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 28, 2023
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A person who is tall and is rude to everyone
That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"
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