My asshole is green

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week

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Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come

This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.

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A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person

Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine

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volounteers who vote no to any new word submitted by users that is still pending

"i'm gonna check my e-mail to see if my word was approved! ah shit it got denied because a bunch of urban assholes decided to deny it"

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It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas

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When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

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Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

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