A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.
by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019
Get the David Diazmug. A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
Get the The David Problemmug. Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David takes a shit in your parking lot
by DaOnet November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 
David is a badass mothafucker that is very introverted. He is tall and handsome. Kiely is very extroverted. She is nice, honest, humble, sweet, and very sexy. Together they make the perfect pair. Where one seems to lack in an area the other picks up. Kiely does not judge anyone for anything. Both are problem solvers and both are helpers. Kiely has outlandish ideas and solutions where as David likes to be more solution focused on answers that are idealist.
Kiely-noun-thinks outside the box and David -noun-thinks inside the box. David with Kiely make a great team and work well together. A David with a Kiely compliment each other quite well.
by Ki3ly January 28, 2017
Get the david with kielymug. by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021
Get the David Caruso sunglassesmug.