Douche Squad

Another term for a group of douche bags.

"Here comes the douche squad from Arizona."

by Dudes Night September 5, 2006

douche hydrant

Term that describes one that is a douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, jackass, fucker, asshole, etc.

Person 1: That guy was such a douche
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.

by Junta December 17, 2006

Douche Swag

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger

Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.

by Young Don23 August 13, 2012

Douche Kebob

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.

He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me

by Sy Bone ya March 7, 2011

Douche bottle

similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.

Connor is a douche bottle.

by drop a heart, break a name<3 September 25, 2008

Douche Canoe

A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.

"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."

by AceCakeEater. September 30, 2012

Douche Meat

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006