the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 03, 2017
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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 01, 2016
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University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.
Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.
by hon3yb33 October 24, 2022
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university of tsukuba

One of the most elite University's in Japan, averagely ranking number 8. Known to host many foreigners and researchers. Once was marked by the famous “Tsukuba suicide disease,” as many students sadly ended their lives due to the high stress levels and complete utter boredom of the city.
You got accepted to the university of tsukuba ? Good luck doing anything but sports and studying.
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university of tsukuba

One of the most elite University's in Japan, averagely ranking number 8. Known to host many foreigners and researchers. Once was marked by the famous “Tsukuba suicide disease,” as many students sadly ended their lives due to the high stress levels and complete utter boredom of the city.
You got accepted to the university of tsukuba ? Good luck doing anything but sports and studying.
by Tsukuba Man November 23, 2021
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Dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".
Dear Universe, we need to leave!

Dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Dear Universe, wtf is happening?!
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Dear Universe

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic friendly way to express "Dear God" or "Dear Lord".
Dear Universe, wtf is happening!?

Dear Universe! HELP ME!

Oh my Dear Universe, this is not good.
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
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