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luca

The gayest little cunt you will ever meet. cannot take a fucking joke. lucas originated in 1856 illegal transgender brothels in mid centurian amsterdam, lucas love one thing in this world. Cock. Fat Cock. They think they are muslims, black and a chav at the same time. Sensitivities are known in this wild creature as of its inbred past. it is thought to have 4 eyes and have 26 noses. They have the smallest penis ever and lover connecting with other lucas their size. They love taking up the bumhole, and are very salty about this matter. Always remember. Tell a luca to brighton up.
Oh its a fucking luca, fag lord.
by yoshiuki July 23, 2020
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Lucas

Lucas is the most attractive french dude on Earth, his dick is so big you can't handle it even with 2 hands, and he steals everyone's girlfriend.
Lucas, thanks for this night, never been so good !
by MleMaudit November 22, 2021
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Lucas

A little bitch who will run back to you after 6 months but when u acc get feelings again he dates your ex bestfriend that you hate but a couple of weeks ago he said he loved you
Girl 1-Lucas is a bitch
Boy 1-ikr he can’t kick a ball even if he’s got 5 legs
by -HJD December 15, 2019
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Lucas

Damn that guy Lucas got a phat ass
by amonguscharacter February 11, 2022
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Lucas

Lucas=broccoli
by Usemydefinitionwithfriends February 14, 2022
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Luca

Men who tend to have crushes on coins (specifically pennies).
Yo I'm lowkey a Luca now
I'm in love with a girl named penny
by Fintaara April 26, 2022
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Lucas

Lucas is a great guy. He always smells like a caramel latte, and looks like a caramel latte too! He makes "deez nuts" jokes VERY often. He has a metal water bottle and uses a laptop bag. He usually wears a jumper and a blazer on top. He has black glasses with green rims, and always wears a mask.
Person 1: Oi mate, You heard of that c*nt Lucas?
Person 2: Heck yeah mate, Lucas is a f*ckin god.
by JoeytheJoey September 12, 2022
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