National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

personality partner

Someone, typically unattractive to you, whom you are dating or hooking up with for their personality alone.

Person 1: Why are you dating him? He’s so ugly.
Person 2: Oh, I know. He’s a personality partner.

by anon7752 September 13, 2023

Thebestmostamazingmostcutemostpretty person ever

The title of Chloe Morfitt

Did you know Chloe Morfitt is the Thebestmostamazingmostcutemostpretty person ever?

by Catsus May 25, 2022

black person

a black person has black eyes while most others have brown eyes. a bad assumption is because of the skin so a lot of african ameriacns called their self black. and they are not. most african americans are mix with white european people from the days they was slaves. why their skin tone is noticeably lighter than Africans. this can't ever be fix no matter how far it goes on . its only one black person left. they killed all of them now. almost extinct . they should or he should definitely be on the endangered species list to protect the last one.

i was the only black person left...i must do whatever it takes to survive for my heritage, and my culture most live on. for the sake of our race and our pride of everything for this world and made it as great as possible. humanitarians. good Sarmatians. philanthropy that creates philosophers . every african american is trying to kill me too. and trying to put me in a place they can do it forever. life imprisonment.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 12, 2022

not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me

i hate nevaeh

“ not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me”

“omg bro nevaeh is over there! be quiet!!”

by atotallyrandomperson420 June 18, 2022

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

misplaced person

someone who goes around saying that punk rock isnt dead, just misplaced. often part of a band that usually plays punk/ska/emo songs.

"That guy sure is one misplaced person."

by Testaclees April 14, 2005