Muffin

Somebody with soft hits, not a fighter.

"Yo, I fought that dude and he had the muffin!"
"That nigga is a muffin, he don't want no smoke."

by prettyboyfay December 4, 2018

muffin

an ugly cupcake.

"what is that?"
"a muffin."
"a.. what?"
"its an ugly cupcake."

by alexxxxxxxx :) February 19, 2009

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.

Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!

by anonymous February 1, 2025

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022