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Muff in Cuffs 

A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.
I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
Muff in Cuffs by MuffnCuffs March 17, 2008
A female with a great love of muffins. This makes the female in question, damn awesome.

You can identify Maffina's by their awesomeness and the sheer level of excitement they show when Muffins are mentioned.
Tony: Dude how much of a Maffina is Giggles?
Rory: I know she goes crazy whenever muffins are mentioned.

Giggles: I HEARD MUFFIN, WHO HAS THE MUFFIN!
Maffina by =|1Day|Farseer March 17, 2010
Clearly you haven't played a muffn map
Muffn: Clearly you haven't played a muffn map
Cerret: *Fuckin dies*
muffn by AnibwuDesu March 10, 2021
The area directly over your waistline that spills over creating what resembles the top of a muffin.
Hey, look at her, she has a muffintop.
Muffintop by F. Marino May 17, 2007

Variety Muffins 

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition
"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"

Hesh Muffins 

A skateboard group, that is made up of some of the gnarliest heshers around, they entered in The Berrics Younited Nations contest but lost to D.R.E.A.M but still are the craziest skaters out there! HESH 4LIFE

(i.e. some of the gnarliest skaters around)
Hesh Muffins are heshers for life
Hesh Muffins by SK84LIFEMOFO February 15, 2012