Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

mad

General term for anything and everything; can be used alongside sarcasm for increased uses.

Jeremy: Daniel, your actually shite at fifa
Daniel: Mad.
or
WillNE:*sees something remotely satisfying* That is mad.

by samlovesburgundy August 8, 2019

i spit mad game

baller, boss, crumpin, Nam, Spat mad game, swag, not swog

I spit mad game in Nam while crumpin with swag, bro.

by Vietnam April 22, 2012

Mads

Weird, outgoing, and very, very funny. Mads loves to dance and do anything that involves getting on a stage, and while he can get tiresome, he's a lot of fun to be around. He speaks a lot of languages, although he sometimes corrects your pronunciation one too many times.

Person A: Hey, did you know who is going to be the main character in the new play?
Person B: Yeah. It's definitely Mads.

by GIGGLEBUDDIES November 23, 2021

mads

small pp

Guy 1: omg you are such a mads
Guy 2: No its average!!!

by jalla_featter March 22, 2022

mad gamer hysteria

when you go crazy after playing competitive games for an extended period of time

help bruvvvvvvvvvvv i cantt take it anymore no more league plzzzzz bruv
lets play one more bruvv

bruv we are suffering from mad gamer hysteria

by pooooooooopybuttlemonke July 28, 2021

the mad specialist

The Mad Specialist is the founder and the leader of the AOZ (Association of Zajebs), a bunch of crazy people who like to sacrifice people in satanic rituals just of the fun of it, they enjoy any type of knife, swords and bats, he specializes in intimidating people by spinning his wooden sword and walking at people wearing a purge mas, he also likes psychology. he is also a supporter of leilas religion

the mad specialist is a cult leader

by madspecialist(joe) October 21, 2019