Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.

Guys I have ghost pants again.

by bobertingham October 21, 2015

Ghosting

Why are all the men ghosting me!?

Hym "Why are they ghosting you... Well... You probably unknowingly violated the tenets of some YouTuber's faux- or quasi-religious dogma. So it's not really your fault. Now wait 😑🤚 Before you accuse me of committing the cardinal and unforgivable sin of fucking 'BLAMING somebody for something' and say I'm BLAMING YouTuber's, is it really even their fault if their inferior minds make rational thought an impossibility? Is it THEIR fault their defunct psyche led them to an incorrect conclusion?"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

Basic Ghost

Basic Ghost is a male that will steal your man and most likely convert him to LGBTQ+

Basic Ghost is waiting for his time.

by Asguard the Bold May 15, 2023

mf ghost

motherfucking ghost

1 kanata's in mf ghost, founded by ryosuke takahashi
2 he fucks ghosts???

by Youngboyonpornhub November 13, 2023

Hungry Ghost Month

The seventh month of the Chinese lunar calendar, when the “Gates of Hell” are open to allow spirits of the dead—those troubled spiritual vagabonds that failed to be reincarnated as another living being—to rejoin the land of the living for a month.

Hungry Ghost Month or Seventh Month believers would faithfully or fearfully offer burnt paper gifts in the form of fake money, branded goods, and electronic devices, or items believed to be desired by the deceased in the afterlife, to the evil spirits roaming their surroundings.

by Numerati September 13, 2024

g-g-g-ghost

When you see a ghost but ur very scared :(

Person 1: yo whats that thing
Person 2: THATS A FUCKING GHOST
Person 1: g-g-g-GHOST!?

by mr fuckface 2.0 June 21, 2023